Title : Why British think 80% of M'sians coming to UK to study law?
UK Immigration Officer: Purpose of visit?
Visitor: I'm here to study law, sir.
Officer: You know, you must have a lot of lawyers in Malaysia .
Visitor: Why do you say that?
Officer: Well, i've been here for a good twenty years, and I'd say
80% of Malaysians I see here say they're here to read law.
Visitor: Oh, really? That's really something i never knew. Hard to
believe in fact.
Officer: Just you watch, then. You just stand here until the next
Malaysian comes along, and I'll bet he's here to read law.
*Visitor waits for 5 mins, Ah Chong from Malaysia comes to
immigration counter*
Officer: Mr. Ah Chong, purpose of visit?
Ah Chong: Study lorr...
No steering wheel, you drive it with a joystick. No pedals either. Can you drive with a joystick? Your kids probably can.. The influence of video games in our lives has really arrived, wouldn't ya say?
