Tender

There is this million bucks project and 3 fler were shortlisted, hence they were asked to attend this interview :

Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Muthu?
Muthu : 1 million only Sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahbeng turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price Ahbeng?
Ahbeng : 2 millions only sir!
Interviewer : ok tenkiu you may go home now, we will get in touch with you later.

Then come Ahlee turn :
Interviewer : How much is your tender price for this project Ahlee?
Ahlee : 3 millions sir!
Interviewer : 3 millions?? why so high???!!
Ahlee : well ... you see sir ... you gimme 3 millions right? 1 million is for you then 1 million is formyself and the last million i use to employ Muthu to do the job la!
Interviewer : WOKEH CHUN! You got the project!


Mareysia Bulleh!!!

Source:Rojak